Snowicane


a snowicane is a man made hurricane/blizzard hybrid that gathers strength with the aid of the united states government using haarp, doppler radar, elf towers (cellphone microwave repeaters/heaters) and moisture gathered from the atlantic ocean…

as a byproduct it also creates 6.0+ earthquakes all over the place…
holy sh-t… the government must really need to get some sh-t sold to cook the books this month… the snowicane they’re baking up is moving milk and bread off the shelves like no ones business…
the newest retarted weatherman term.when alot of snow is a comin to your neighborhood this what the weather people like to call it.they do this so people panic and rush to the store and buy up all the milk,bread,toilet paper and so you have to wait in line a f-cking hour to buy comdoms(so you can get your freak on during the time your snowed in).anyway the break down is simple snow+hurricane=snowicane=people acting like they never saw snow before and forgeting how to drive.
ahole 1: i saw a snowicane is comin our way on the news tonite. ahole 2: f-ck i beter get to the store and buy me up some supplies! ahole 1:your right thanks for reminding me i better get to the store too,because i might be stuck in my house for ever after the snowicane!
a snowicane is a man made hurricane/blizzard hybrid that gathers strength with the aid of the united states government using haarp, doppler radar, elf towers (cellphone microwave repeaters/heaters) and moisture gathered from the atlantic ocean…

as a byproduct it also creates 6.0+ earthquakes all over the place…
holy sh-t… the government must really need to get some sh-t sold to cook the books this month… the snowicane they’re baking up is moving milk and bread off the shelves like no ones business…
winter storm consisting of blizzard-like snow and hurricane-force winds.
david: “the snowicane is heading up the coast. better make a run on the supermarket for bread and milk!”

mj: “the wind is going to make some crazy -ss snow drifts. how will the starclucks get through the two feet of snow to starbucks?”

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