Snowman Assassin


a snowman -ss-ssin is a person who destroys snowmen. he will watch his prey build their snowman before diving out of his hiding spot and destroying it via whatever means necessary. they travel in groups of 2-3 and have no mercy whatsoever when attacking a target. they attack with whatever they can ; fists , knee’s , feet , weapons and are well known for there famous attack with their elbows.
group of children : oh wow this snowman we built is smashing !

snowman -ss-ssin : there it is ! attack it ! ( start attacking snowman )

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