Snowman Swizzler
when you get a smoothie or milkshake, and the girl sucks your d-ck and drinks through the straw at the same time
a) “hey there, wanna give me a snowman swizzler?”
b) “what the h-ll is that?”
a) “well, basically, it is like drinking out of two milkshakes at once, except for one of the straws is my d-ck!”
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