Snowman’s ‘Tache


after the male has expelled the majority of his s-m-n in what ever manner he deems fit the remaining load is squeezed out along the top lip of the recipient, giving them a creamy mustache like that of a snowman.

inspired by milk promoting posters typically found on the sides of buses and starring rupert grint (ron weasley)
“gave the wife a right snowman’s ‘tache last night, she looked like she’d been guzzling a pint of milk!”

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