Snowmosexuality
the tendency of one to be s-xually attracted to one’s own snowman. intercourse is usually impossible, or at the very least, painful.
bill: awww g-d, my d-ck is still ringing from that last session.
jon: what… you don’t use lube?
bill: no, not that. i’ve just been exercising my snowmos-xuality.
jon: wtf is that?
bill: check the urban dictionary.
jon: -checks-
jon: o.o
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