Snowpoceclipse


a term used to describe the cataclysmic estimations of snowfall that weathermen predict (see: snowpocalypse) that in reality amount to just a few inches when the alleged snowpocalypse changes course or fizzles out and is thereby ‘eclipsed’ (losing or having lost significance, power, or prominence) by the idiocy of the wolf-crying weathermen.

combination of ‘snowpocolypse’ and ‘eclipse’.
guy: hey, did you hear the weather? there’s a blizzard warning in effect for manhattan for the next 24 hours. no school wooo!
girl: yeah yeah, don’t bother stocking up on canned goods, it’s just gonna be another snowpoceclipse.

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