getting s*m*n everywhere in a s*xual act preformed on your birthday.
must be in your birthday suit for it to work.
i will give you a snowy birthday.
would you like a snowy birthday.
a political ideology that will cut taxes, erase business and environmental protections but regulate what adults do behind closed doors. “nominating men who want to lock up pot smokers, criminalize same s*x relations and register people based on their religion while letting big business do whatever it f***ing wants is the new reality of trumptalitarian […]
- trump hawk
the infamous, mysterious, signature donald-do. did you walk through a wind tunnel? …cuz that’s one h*lluva trump-hawk!
a canadian youtuber with a nail art channel she likes holo you should go to subscribe to simplynailogical
a state of depression that occurs when you remember eating the tacos you’ve just consumed. followed by the sudden, dark realization you have no more tacos. i was sitting at my desk when i finished my last taco, and that’s when the tacostalgia set in. i just sat there staring at the wrapper, man.