a toilet brush (old or new, depending on your preference), that has been *j*c*l*t*d on and then used as a s*xual device for v*g*n*l or *n*l pleasure.
hey babe, after dinner you wanna try a snowy pinecone?
- spunk geyser
a sp*nk geyser is when you pull out and fire a load across the room. like gracia… please get a towel, because mark shot a sp*nk geyser down the hallway…
the act of putting yogurt into your *n*s with the intent of expelling into your partners mouth. multiple flavours can be used, pudding may also be an option but there is not doc*mentation of it being used. ‘my girlfriend and i tried squaping this weekend, i was pleasantly surprised’
- squeezing biscuits
the immediate need to take a m*ssive dump after inhaling a hearty, country style breakfast which make include pancakes, bacon, eggs, biscuits n gravy, etc. usually compounded when consumed after a heavy night of partying and drinking. after partying all night, roger stopped at the cafe and consumed a large, hearty, country breakfast to satisfy […]
- stanky enchilada
when a girl’s v*g*n* is just getting off of its menstrual cycle and it has a repulsive odor emitting from the depths of her body. hey bro i was eating out this girl and she had a bad case of stanky enchilada