a toilet brush (old or new, depending on your preference), that has been -j-c-l-t-d on and then used as a s-xual device for v-g-n-l or -n-l pleasure.
hey babe, after dinner you wanna try a snowy pinecone?
- sp*nk geyser
a sp-nk geyser is when you pull out and fire a load across the room. like gracia… please get a towel, because mark shot a sp-nk geyser down the hallway…
the act of putting yogurt into your -n-s with the intent of expelling into your partners mouth. multiple flavours can be used, pudding may also be an option but there is not doc-mentation of it being used. ‘my girlfriend and i tried squaping this weekend, i was pleasantly surprised’
- squeezing biscuits
the immediate need to take a m-ssive dump after inhaling a hearty, country style breakfast which make include pancakes, bacon, eggs, biscuits n gravy, etc. usually compounded when consumed after a heavy night of partying and drinking. after partying all night, roger stopped at the cafe and consumed a large, hearty, country breakfast to satisfy […]
- stanky enchilada
when a girl’s v-g-n- is just getting off of its menstrual cycle and it has a repulsive odor emitting from the depths of her body. hey bro i was eating out this girl and she had a bad case of stanky enchilada
- stanley steamers coffee creamer
verb: the act of pouring steaming hot coffee into your partners -sshole, and -j-c-l-t-ng endlessly inside their -ss till the coffee and -j-c-l-t- mix pushing it back out into your cup ready to drink. hey man what did you have for breakfast? ah, i just had a hot cup of stanley steamers coffee creamer … […]