snuffalump
combination of the words snuffaluff-gus and heffalump used to describe an individual who lacks common sense, is obese and extremely lazy, slowly moving only when the senses of sight or smell have detected a hint of food.
what is that beast stefanie doing near a mcdonald’s drive-thru? why isn’t she in the barn with the rest of the livestock?
that fat–ss snuffalump must be tired of grazing in the pasture with the rest of the herd. only a grease factory like micky-d’s could have attracted it.
an amazingly awesome person!!!! the youngest, but best of the group.
that little soph-m-re is a really snuffalump, she has great ideas!
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