Snuffleapagus


when someone places a high pressure water gun used to wash cars, up or around your b-m and squeezes the trigger, leaving you feeling like you have just sh-t diarrhea in your pants. not pleasant at all…
“hey man, tell me when bryce comes around so i can give him a snuffleapagus.”
“alright, he’s coming!”

-squeeze trigger-
“oh sh-t! why’d you snuff me?!?!”
“i thought you needed to cool down haha”

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