snufflefuck
getting head from an elephant
i went on safari the other day. i saw these beautiful elephants and then i walked up to the elephants. so, i got this one’s number, i took her out to this nice restaurant i know, and then one thing lead to another and then we were back at my place. i don’t know how to put it politely but, well, she snufflef-cked me. and it was hot.
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