snuggloptopus
a person who ensnares his (or her) prey with his tentacle-like limbs, rendering his prey helpless to resist his snuggle -ssault.
after going to bed with her husband, mary awoke soon after trapped in the sweaty embrace of a snuggloptopus.
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