snurp
to mock someone, primarily through a mix of word play and/or misdirection.
man 1: i convinced steve the police sirens by his house were because his mom died.
man 2: oh sh-t! you really snurp’t him!
a snurp is when you burp and sneeze at the same time. also known as a bneeze, snurps usually have a lag time between the burp and the sneeze (in any order). if really well timed, a snurp can be deadly and can make you throw up your innards. a m-ss snurp can end civilizations.
chris does have the ability to produce synchronous snurps.
“by jove”, dr. smellford exclaimed,” so it is a m-ss snurp which destroyed atlantis!”
when you sneeze and burp at the same time. often both painful and embarr-ssing.
liz was snnezing when she burped as well. she turned to her friends and said, ” i think i just snurped.”
when you sneeze a burp at the same time, and in doing so its hurts like h-ll.
ben had to sneeze and when he did he burped, and i said hey good snurp, and he said ouch.
a mix of a burp and a sneeze
you: i have a cold
friend: here’s some gingerale
you: snurp!!!!!
it is a sneeze-burp. the person sneezes, then burps at the same time as the sneeze or shortly after.
“dude!”
“what?”
“i totally snurped last night and my girlfriend broke up with me.”
noun. someone whose appearance, demeanor, and presence sucks so completely that it begins to swallow everything around them.
that snurp sucke up all the hipness from the room
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