snurtle
a slow moving creature which is a cross between a snail and a turtle. incredibly daggy and lazy, a day in the life of a snurtle typically consists of much sleeping, eating, being cheeky and minimal use of energy. despite all of this, the snurtle is a cute and lovable creature.
in a rare outing which caught locals by surprise, the snurtle crawled along the streets of milliville in its cool green sh-ll.
a ancient cousin of the turtle. the most common breed has a purple sh-ll and blue skin. recently become a fad on the online game, roblox
i saw a snurtle in the street today.
a combination of a turtle and a snake. you can find them mostly in a pond when youre on a second date with a a very special girl.
wow that was a huge snurtle!
im peeling like a snurtle!
what the heck is that thing swimming over there? i think its a combination of snake and a turtle…a snurtle!!
i love snurtles.
to rummage through somebody else’s stuff
i just saw you snurtle. stop snurtling in my underpants draw
an uncirc-mcized p-n-s
eewwwwsick get the snurtle away from me,and roll it up!
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