Snyderism
to repeatedly refer to the phallus in unrelated subject matters. while conversing about one subject the person brings up the subject of the p-n-s.
joe: hey mike, boy did i have a hard day at work today.
todd: but i bet it wasn’t as hard as my weiner was last night.
mike: wow….todd made another snyderism.
what my gay–ss english teacher says whenever she makes a gay–ss comment about a gay–ss book… she should die.
me: “hey, mrs snyder, f-ck you!”
mrs. snyder: “huck finn is a racist novel… snyderism!”
me: “i’ll slit your f-cking throat!”
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