So Tons


short abbreviation for southampton, a large city on the south coast of england.
1 -a: ”all right mush”

b: ”yeah, going down to soton later to drink jager bombs] and look at boats.”

2 – a: ”i hear liverpool are offering soton £55 million for harrison reed”

b: ”oh dear”
the combination of “so much” and “tons”, meaning “a lot”.

coined by the creative geniuses at so tons creative.
i love you so tons! thank you so tons! i miss you so tons.

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