soaker


soaker is the act of having inter-co-rs- to completion. then leaving the p-n-s inserted into the v-g-n- until morning.
(change room @ the gym) hey man did you stay in the pool too long? you’ve got prune d-ck! nah last night i came in this chick last night and we both p-ssed out while i was inside her! soaker!
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stepping in a puddle and getting your shoe wet.

in my experience always seemed to happen in the snowy months: slipping on the snow when jumping across the creek, stepping through the thin ice on the side of a pond, falling through a spring snow bank that has been hollowed out by the thaw’s runoff.
bob mckenzie is standing knee-deep in a vat of beer which is quickly rising:
“my brother and i used to say that drownin’ in beer was like heaven, eh? now he’s not here, and i’ve got two soakers… this isn’t heaven, this sucks.”
when a woman gets so incredibly turned on, instead of just getting wet she completely soaks herself in v-g-n- juice.
jacob- “so did raynee like your fixie?”
adam- “oh h-ll yeah. she saw it and pretty much creamed herself it was so good.”
jacob- “nice.”
adam- “straight up jean soaker.”

bethany- “i like owls so much that they give me a soaker.”
one who partic-p-tes in the act of soaking. soaking: to place ur p-n-s in a girls v-g-n-, and not move in and out, as if to soak it.
the boy didn’t believe in premarital s-x so he became a soaker.
a cigarette soaked with pcp(angel dust)
let me get a dip, but hook it up. make it a soaker!
boston terminology for bl-wj-b
petey went down to the cape this weekend and got a wicked soaker from marcie.

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