soap and poke


v. to wash one’s -ss, thoroughly, with soap and a finger, repeating until the finger comes out clean.

n. the act of washing ones -n-s.
doris, if you want me to toss your salad you had best give it the old soap and poke.

i am very happy with my new bidet, i love a quick soap and poke.

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