soapy dick syndrome
a state of depression stemming from a cr-ppy job or lack of one, no significant other, and general lack of self esteem earmarked by copious amounts of shower masturbation.
guy1: my life sucks, the only highlight of my day is blowing a load in the shower.
guy2: sounds like a case of soapy d-ck syndrome. better get dr. prost-tute to take a look at that. sorry man…
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