Soapy Hand Slap
the soapy hand slap is a s-xual act. the way it works is a male -j-c-l-t-s into his hand, works the sp-nk into a bit of a lather, then slaps his s-xual partner in the face with his now j-zz-lathered hand.
guy : ugghhhhhnnnnnnnnnn….uhhh….nnnnnnnnn….ah. ahh. ah-ah-oh-uhhhhhnnnn. (heavy breathing ensues)
girl : whew! that was…well, that was, um…good.
guy : (fakes masturbating using sp-nk as lube, in order to work up a lather)
girl : oh. you trying to get it up so we can go again?
guy : soapy hand slap!!! (slaps girl with lathered hand, smearing sp-nk across her face).
girl : so, wer’e done, right? i mean, that pretty much just ended our relationship. ok. well, see you later, -sshole.
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