soapy pokey bum wank


a crude scottish expression for a s-x act involving an individual (more commonly a male) either receiving a finger in their -n-s during foreplay or alternatively as an form of masturbation, with the crucial addition of bubbles. it is commonly referred to as simply a ‘soapy pokey’
‘aye, got my first soapy pokey b-m w-nk the other night.’

‘gies a soapy pokey!’ (humorous)

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