Sober as a bird


this term is often used by people who are belligerently drunk. in efforts to describe their obviously non-existent states of sobriety, these people claim to be “sober as a bird.” use of the term is a clear indicator of drunkenness.
sean: hey man are you alright?
jp: yeah man; i’m sober as a bird.

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