Sober Atonement
the next day after a night of binging and after eventually regaining the agonising sensation of sobriety: the first coherent sentence from their mouths, “i’m never drinking again”
… never once has that vow held it’s integrity, consequently forming a vicious cycle of binge drinking and denial for the rest of their hypocritical lives.
bob: alright earl? how’s the hangover?
earl: aw horrible — i’m never drinking again.
bob: … so i’ll see you at the pub tonight? carl’s giving us a lock-in.
earl: yeah!
bob: you really need to stop with the sober atonement mate, makes you seem like a pathetic w-nker… what would jesus say?
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