Sober Search


the day after. in some way, shape, or form you were inebriated the night before and you left something out of place or what not in your room that could lead to you getting busted. a sober search in the frantic look around your room in the morning to make sure you didn’t do something stupid, like leave a bong next to your bed.
guy 1: dude, this morning i realized i left my bong, grinder, and a bag of hash next to my bed when i p-ssed out.
guy 2: lucky you did a sober search before you got caught.

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