Sober Shark


when a sober guy hunts down an intoxicated female, and then proceeds to make s-xual advances while pretending to be under the influence himself;normally sober sharks have 70% success rate,while sober sharks wearing a shirt made by hollister or polo will have success 92% of the time. a sober shark is typically disgraced the next day by his bros, and furthermore can expect to not get any for an extended period of time.
jason drank 1 beer while that girl chugged vodka, and the next time we saw them they were half naked in his bed. what a f-cking sober shark.
when a sober guy hunts down an intoxicated female, and then proceeds to make s-xual advances while pretending to be under the influence himself;normally sober sharks have 70% success rate,while sober sharks wearing a shirt made by hollister or polo will have success 92% of the time. a sober shark is typically disgraced the next day by his bros, and furthermore can expect to not get any for an extended period of time.
jason drank 1 beer while that girl chugged vodka, and the next time we saw them they were half naked in his bed. what a f-cking sober shark.

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