Soberish


the state of being sober-ish implies one has the ability to move freely and with conviction beetween the states of sobriety and intoxication, being able to lose their pants but not their panties; and to be able to remember with accuracy why one got 86ed from a bar.
get me a drink before last call i need to stay soberish so i can keep having fun till it’s time to drive home.
the act of being less drunk than the rest of your friends.
dude, why are you being so soberish? it’s a party!

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