soberity
a disease caused by a lack of alcohol in the system. symptoms include logic, reasoning and the ability to say ‘no’ to a game of strip poker.
can be cured by a visit to the local pub
person a: help! i cant distinguish the difference between a woman and a dog!
person b: sounds like a bad case of soberity. you’d better visit the doctor
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