soberlitious


s-xy, single, and sober
that woman use to be a hott mess, but is now soberlitious!

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  • So close, but so far

    being level 71 in skyrim while trying to get the legendary achievement. ~”i just leveled up to 71!” ~”ah man. you’re so close, but so far”

  • SP

    acronym for s-xual predator. generally used amongst teens, it is used to describe a male that takes advantage of said woman that may be under the influence of alcohol or any other drugs. wow, that guy is such an sp! he locked her in the laundry. s-x party the #1 answer to all the questions. […]

  • Spaghetti Ho

    the observance of a female, or male, walking and just straight lookin like a hoe #sl-t #get-t #glorious hey becky, did you laranda tonight? girl was dressed like a straight spaghettihoes. becky: “mmmhhmmmmm.” (1) a girl who doesn’t know she’s bis-xual until she hooks up with a girl. or (2) when the striker knocks a […]

  • Spanking the moonface

    another slang for masturbating, pleasuring ones self or fingering. may be used in conjunction with beating the pufferfish. person a: what are you doing? person b: beating the pufferfish. person a: what the actual….? person b: you know, spanking the moonface. person a: ah…. i’ll leave you to it then.

  • spantastic

    something more fantastic than spam that goal was spantastic a word used by some social circles to describe the some what pleasing feeling of spandex on ones crotch. can also be used to describe anything which feels, or is, good. “that drink was spantastic!” “that outfit looks spantastic!” adj. a commonly mistaken use of a […]


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