soblem


a self-created, self-solved problem. a soblem often reduces the problem creator/solver to a pathetic condition characterized by uncontrolled sobbing.
albert einstein said, “no problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it.” jank responded, “not always, al! i created and solved a soblem last week!”

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