Soccer Girl Theory
a past -ssociation with a subset of women who took part in an activity or series of activities resulting in a more than average attractive woman. typically referring to athletic or toned figures.
named after soccer girls because that was the first example given for this -ssociation.
ethan: i think that jessica is attractive.
jay: she played sports in college and was varsity.
scott: that makes sense then that she is attractive due to the soccer girl theory.
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