Soccer, golf, or tennis?


a question asked when you want to know how a game is scored.
if the answer is soccer, the highest score wins.
if the answer is golf, the lowest score wins.
if the answer is tennis, the scoring system makes no sense to anyone except those who play the game.
person 1 : soccer, golf, or tennis?
person 2 : tennis. if you do this you get 2 points, this is worth… (conversation drags on)

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