soccer manager


two senior girls who manage a boys’ soccer team that are in charge of getting water, washing pinneys, counting the soccer b-lls, taking statistics, trash talking the other team, eye candy, etc.

usually flirted with and whistled at by the other team

also known as a dome squad and their team loves them forever as they tweet about them constantly.

most often they end up dating/hooking up with the players after the season is over.

the absolute s-xiest and most amazing girls in the school.
midfielder: where’s our soccer manager tess when you need her?
defense: she’s filling water bottles.
goalie: d-mn she fine!

midfielder: what’s our soccer manager emma doing?
defense: taking score of the game.
goalie: d-mn she smart!

emma: tess i can’t wait for the soccer game today!
tess: me neither! let’s wear booty shorts!
emma: hey did you see will’s tweet about us? we’re the dome squad now.
tess: that’s when you know you’ve made it.

defense: oh man, i hooked up with tess last weekend. best night of my life!
midfielder: nice bro! i hooked up with emma last weekend. she’s so awesome!
defense: good thing the season’s over bro so we can hook up with the soccer managers now.
midfielder: yeah man — once you go manager…you can’t go back.

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