soccer-mom hole
the moist feeling from a b-tthole after a good p–p. no matter how many showers you take, it’s still wet, like a soccer-mom watching magic mike for the first time. soccer-mom hole may or may not sting/burn.
“bro, i took the biggest p–p yesterday. it’s been 16 hours and i still got the soccer-mom hole.”
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