soccer mom reflex


a reflex that occurs when an otherwise well-mannered mother perceives her child has been threatened, slighted or other-wised maligned causing an uncontrolled outburst.
i could feel my soccer mom reflex go into action when i heard another kid’s mom getting on to my son. i snapped and said, “oh, no, you didn’t just point your finger at my son!”

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