Soccer Taco


a creative way for the sign industry, invented by rachel taft in 2008, to explain to customers why their pdf logo isn’t a usable vector image…
i explain to the customer that the pdf they have given me is like a soccer taco… “the image inside your pdf started out as a soccerball. you have wrapped it in a taco sh-ll by saving it as a pdf. just because your soccerball is wrapped in a taco sh-ll doesnt make it a taco. at no point does saving your soccerball as a pdf make it into usable beef, it doesnt change the original composition of your image… i still need you to send me a taco…”

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