social assassin


an unabashedly blunt person who is your go-to man to convey to a friend, relative, spouse, lover or acquaintance that they consistently do something that is so very annoying.
this term was used by jeff garlin to describe larry david in season 8 of curb your enthusiasm when larry is propositioned by a friend to tell his wife that her using the expression “lol” is extremely annoying.
dave – how can i tell claudia that her breath smells so bad that i can’t even give her a ride home after cl-ss?
tim – jose will take care of that for a bill. he’s a social -ss-ssin.

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