social bungee
the systematic practice of taking socially unexpected leaps ‘downwards’ or ‘sideways’ upon successful completion of an undertaken social climb. has no apparent reason and no imminent guarantee of a safe landing. practised for the sake of conducting a social experiment, sending a social message, or pure pleasure.
related to, but not to be confused with, social suicide, martyrdom and burnout.
q: ‘have you heard john quit his job as the director of marketing and is now a volunteer with the red cross?’
a: ‘again? does he think making us look at his social bungee jumps is funny or something?’
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