social floater


a person whom changes ‘social groups’ regualarly and changes to fit in. this can be for many reasons:

1. they want to be accepted by all people and thrive off popularity.

2. they switch groups everytime they get a new partner..of whom they ‘love’ after a short while.

3. they follow the trends of these so called ‘famous’ people, thinking that it is the cool thing to do. paris hilton comes to mind.
lisa: ”whats up with jane? she was with friends with us yesterday but now she’s with those emo’s”

kate: ”she just thinks she’s cool…she’s such a social floater”
1 more definition
a person, usually a co-worker or cl-ss mate, who is generally disliked by his/her peers but are totally oblivious to this fact. they will continue to socially interact with you dispite your continued attempts to get rid of them. much like the t-rd that just won’t seem to go away no matter how many times you flush.
“that new guy rob is the biggest social floater… i’ve seen some persistant t-rds but he tops them all, if he comes near me again i’m gonna punch him in the back of the head”

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