social gamble
to attempt to start a conversation with someone (whether it be a crush, your taxi driver, a cl-ssmate, a fellow hospital patient, a stranger you met on the street, your neighbor, etc.), even though you might get rejected or ignored altogether. even if you do happen to strike out, it was all a calculated risk right? no big deal.
*a few people waiting in the checkout line at a grocery store*
1st person in line: (thinks to self sarcastically) “could this cashier go any slower?”
2nd person in line: (looks around and begins to social gamble) “you like frosted flakes too huh? i used to eat it all the time when i was little.”
1st person in line: (turns around) “…………”
3rd person in line: “they added a new cinnamon flavored one recently, tastes pretty good.”
2nd person in line: (turns around) “really? i’ll check it out the next time i come.”
*first person in line leaves with bagged groceries while the conversation between the other two continues*
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