social hooker
those fake random sl-tty women that send friend requests via social media, like facebook and twitter. in actuality, they are older overweight men that still live in their parents bas-m-nts.
hi, my name is candy and i would like to be your friend. (but i don’t have information -ssociated with my facebook account, i don’t know you and i’m a social hooker)
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