social lifter
a person who spends an inordinate amount of time in the gym in order to meet new people, catch up with friends, and fill up his spank bank. though difficult to identify, this person will perform only one set of an exercise, stand up to stretch, and walk around the gym looking for someone to hit up.
james: i wish that tard would stop bogarting the flat bench.
kevin: don’t worry, he’s just a social lifter. i’ll chat him up, you steal the bench.
a person who spends an inordinate amount of time in the gym for the purposes of meeting new people, catching up with friends, and filling up his spank bank. though difficult to identify, this person will typically perform only one set of an exercise, stand up to stretch, and walk around the gym looking for someone to hit up.
james: i wish that social lifter would stop bogarting the flat bench.
kevin: he’s not just a social lifter, he’s a social liftard. check it, i’ll chat him up, you steal the bench.
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