social loafing
social loafing takes place in a public venue, such as a park, library, or movie theater. social loafing is when two males with erect p-n-ses stick their shafts into opposite ends of a loaf of bread, often with holes pre-cut into the loaf. the holes can be filled with b-tter, margarine, or spermicidal lubricant.
there are rules to this procedure however:
1. if you are gay and proceed to attempt this, you must follow this up by tossing some salad or serving up a good ol’ rusty trombone.
2. if you are straight and proceed to attempt this, you must immediately have s-x with the nearest girl, hot or not, to nullify the gayness.
3. if you are straight and proceed to attempt this, and if you b-mp heads within the bread, you must stop immediately and proceed to watch hours of lesbian p-rnography.
austin and ben felt like experimenting in front of their girlfriends, so they proceeded to engage in social loafing at their local library. afterwards, they had glorious s-x with their girlfriends on top of novels written by stephen king….
when two guys get very intoxicated together and suddenly have a urge to have s-x, but females are not present. this results in them getting a loaf of bread and b-tter in which both partners stick their respective p-n-ses into both ends in order to get the pleasure of having s-x without really having s-x.
dude, do you remember that social loafing last night?
Read Also:
- pootpoot
1. a loved one who farts excessively. 2. an “endearing” term used by -n-l obsessive couples. 3. a cute b-tthole. 1. “michael’s such a pootpoot. i can smell his toots from fifteen miles away!” 2. “awwh, my wittle pootpoot, i’m sorreh your poor baby booty hurts.” 3. “dayumm chelsea! ya sure do gotta nice pootpoot […]
- pop for
inf. to pay for a treat (for someone) it is my turn to pop for the doughnuts. let’s have some ice cream. i’ll pop for it
- Giggling Angry
when you become so enraged, that you begin to giggle uncontrollably. not laugh, not guffaw…giggle. may be accompanied by vocalized plans of an overly elaborate and unnecessarily messy end to the source of said rage. “i hate these stupid phones at work so much (giggling angry)…i’m going to put them into a bag, and then […]
- cheeseguy
a really funny and awesome person. omg cheeseguy is great because he’s really funny and awesome!
- specs
specifications; used to describe the details of a particular kind of machinary, building, or other item with precise information that differs from others in its area, often the hardware and software of a pc, like the processor, ram, and os operating system. “i need computer help.” q: what are your specs? a: p4 3ghz, 1gb […]