Social Media Jerk Off


refers to the outburst of social media updates when you meet someone new of the opposite s-x who is absolutely awesome and completely changes your life. instead of blowing a load of c-m; it’s a bunch of statuses and tweets.
gina: “holy cr-p, did you see all of lincoln’s statuses and tweets last night?” rachel: “yeah i heard they are all about danielle” connor: “she was so awesome he had to social media jerk off!”

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