social media love



an updated version for puppy love. when you fall in love with someone’s profile, chats and posts but you’ve never actually met them in person.
chad: i wish that julia wouldn’t like so many guys pics cause she knows i love her and she loves me too!
brad: dude, you’ve never met her in person! you’re too deep in social media love to think clearly.

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