social media parent
when the parent uses social media to portray them self as a stand up parent. posting pictures, videos, things they bought to get a stamp of approval from those watching. when really they are spiteful, vindictive and mad and use the kids as p-wns to get back at the other parent when not on social media. not caring how their hurting the kids in the process. all cause they wanna show the world how.much of a “good” parent they “are”
see baby momma and baby daddy definitions. also see mitch and b-tch definitions.
social media parent: posting pictures of your kids saying “this is what it’s all about yall”, when off social media you were trying to keep them separated to pay the other parent back.
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