Social Media Seizure


random burst of overactivity on your personal social networking sites.
posting frequently in short periods of time to your twitter, facebook, tumblr, etc.

girl 1: “did you see the 12 posts from jack in the last five minutes on his facebook?!?!”

girl 2: “yeah i think he just had a social media seizure”

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