when your girlfriend acts like a single girl on snapchat, instagram, vine, etc.
“darn… jennifer is acting so social media single right now.”
- sweeter than sweet
watching you watch me beat my meat do you know what’s sweeter than sweet? watching you watch me beat my meat!
male intuition- referring to the male form of the trait to understand something immediately, without the need for conscious reasoning, something that he knows or considers likely from his instinctive feeling rather than conscious reasoning. his mintuition helped him avoid many difficult personal and business relationships.
that one guy who watches way to much p-rn and knows everything there is to know about p-rn from p-rnstars to weird fetiches. porstein: “did you see mia khalifa’s new foot video? she collabed with piper perri! it was the best 23 and a halv minutes og my life!” ordinary guy: “no f-cking way, you […]
child of a selfish, vain woman who doesn’t work, and piggy backs off others. to be a dexton, your mother doesn’t look after you, and is more worried about uploading pictures on social media before taking care of you. often dexton is a child of a single mother who sleeps around to get things handed […]
- hipster wasted
getting blackout drunk off craft beer. the loft party i ended up at had bourbon county so i had no choice but to get hipster wasted.