Social Media Syndrome (SMS)
the condition in which a person lives vicariously through themselves.
guy 1 at party: hey i heard betty was going to be here! have you seen her yet, i can’t wait to meet her! she’s so cray !
guy 2 at party: dude, she’s been here all night. she’s that sad looking girl sitting alone in the corner.
guy 1 at party: what?! i thought she’d be dancing on a table by now from all her awesome fb and ig posts!
guy 2 at party: yeah, you’d think but she has a cl-ssic case of social media syndrome (sms).
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