Social Netwanker


one who relentlessly trawls through mysp-ce and facebook, looking for attractive members of the opposite s-x. once found the netw-nker will stalk his or her prey through a succesion of messages and comments, in the misguided belief that at some point there may be some kind of physical liason.
“i opened my inbox on monday morning and it was full of social netw-nkers”

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