Social Outsourcing
an act, typically by extremely extroverted social climbers that involves the filling of a void in their social lives and/or social circle with a person(s).
–in most cases this requires the replacement (whether it be temporary or permanent) to emulate at least 3 core traits of the original spot-holder.
socialite #1
“so i heard through the grapevine jenna is hanging out with that skylar chick now that her and kelly had a falling out…whats up with that…she said she hated her and thought she was fake b-tch…?”
socialite #2
“well, you know how it is…social outsourcing: for those times you and your bffs (see: best friend for show) break up and you need someone to fill the void–post haste
and for very cheap!”
“..also she likes the same pretentious indie/dance bands, and is a superficial fashion obsessed b-tch too…go figure. they should’ve been besties from the start”
socialite #1
“yeah..well…we hate people who remind us of ourselves.”
socialite #2
“true indeed, mate…but it’s mostly self-loathing f’kin hipsters. -swigs from a bottle of pabst blue ribbon-”
socialite #1
“rightly said. btw….aren’t we american?”
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